Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves
Better Blog Title: “Most Things Are Easier To Ignore Or Marginalize If I Simplify My Thinking Into Casual Strata And Use Demeaning Language To Obscure The Fact That I Can’t Be Bothered To Think Any Harder About Anything Than Is Allowed Within The Momentary Gaps In My Rigorous Schedule Of Tumble-Logging Condescendingly About Real Efforts Other People Have Made At Understanding And Synthesizing Their Experiences Into Art, Which I Not-So-Secretly Feel I Will Never Approach But Long For Unendingly, And Therefore Must Sap And Leach Possible Strength From The Works Of Others — And Thereby Enable Others To Do The Same, By Posting Said Lechery In Easily-Digestible Chunks On The Internet — By Poorly Manipulating The Covers Of Their Monumental Books To Instead Say Something Degrading And Worth A Quarter Of A Chuckle If Someone Can, God Help Them, Even Possibly Be Amused By Half-Assed Hateful Bitter Book Titles.”

